Team Bio’s

Current Franchises

 

Current Franchises:

 

Ischelware Midnight

Coalition: AfterLife

Season Of Creation: Season 9

GM: TonyW

Coach(s): TonyW

Stadium Name: The Chalk Cemetery

Mascot: A giant mechanical Igor being operated by an Igor

Background: 

Hidden in the range of the Black Mountains lies the small town of Ischelware, the inhabitants mainly keep to themselves going about their daily businesses, undertakers, grave diggers, crypt robbers and traffic wardens. That is until match day when the inhabitants gather at pitch side ready to cheer on their “fresh from the morge” heros! Formed following creative differences between the former GM of the Nappinee Nightmares and their head coach, Ischelware Midnight take to the field in search of glory and corpses to swell their ranks.

 

 

Mystic Falls Timberwolves

Coalition: Far East Association

Season Of Creation: Season 8

GM: BernieBuffon Season 8-10, Berzo Season 11- 14, Dragoon 15-present

Coach(s): Berzo 8-12, Dragoon 13-present

Stadium Name: Mystic Grill

Mascot: A wolf called Jacob u know from twilight the actor has landed on tough times since the trilogy finished but he can change from human form to wolf gets the crowd going so our mascot is…..Jacob!!!!

Background: 

Bernie and Berzo team up yet again with the new Franchise Mystic Falls Timberwolves after getting to the final and finishing runners up in there debut season there is hope they can go one better this season. Washed up Movie Star Jacob who can turn into a wolf has been signed to be there new mascot for the next two seasons at the very least. Han Tavirus who was caught getting drunk the night before the final has gone and the fans cannot wait to see what superstars will replace the ones that have left this season. The Arena is smack bang in the middle of a beautiful forest with water falls surrounding the area. Plenty of tree seats to watch the action from a high vantage point for those fans who couldn’t get into the stadium to cheer on there beloved wolves. It is such a peaceful place total opposite to the fiery General Manager Bernie Buffon and his entourage of Mad Frankie Fraser and Steve Michaels. Timberwolves apo being murdered, Nut Crakers filing a discrimination law suit against the coach, POP Officials disappearing at the hands the media are claiming to be Timberwolves supporters or staff members. Bernie and Berzo being run out of Yorkshire Phoenix in claims of vampirism, and the fans turning up drained of blood! One thing for sure if you support the Timberwolves, everything isn’t what it seems, and being a fan is like been in your very own soap opera.

 

Demonsville Chancers

Coalition: Chaotic Player Pact

Season Of Creation: Season 8

GM: Shakeydog

Coach(s): Shakeydog 8-12, Matdub 13-present

Stadium Name: Torment Road

Mascot: A goblin pickpocket named Fingers

 

Championship(s): Season 13

Background: 

Demonsville sits on the edge of the Chaos Wastes and is a melting pot of the depraved and sadistic. Within this hive of villainous scum the Mayor had long been looking for a rehabilitation program for those dwelling in the town’s jail. An enterprising blood bowl coach had put forward the idea to the Mayor of using the sport to facilitate this. The Mayor was sceptical that such a violent sport could achieve this but his view was worst case scenario some would inevitably no longer be a problem. So it was that in season 8, coach Shakeydog led out a bunch of thieves, cut throats, con men, murders, fraudsters, pick pockets and forgers. In short a bunch of Chancers

 

Philandelfia Seven Sixes

Coalition: Alliance Of Goodness

Season Of Creation: Season 9

GM: iamdimarko

Coach(s): iamdimarko

Stadium Name: Fell Wargo Center

Mascot: Seven halflings running around as dice with signed strapped to them with 6 dots on their signs, ONLY SIXES!

Background:

On this day Phil & Elfia Sports & Entertainment (PESE) was granted an MML Blitz franchise to be called the Philandelfia SevenSixes. The Philandelfia SevenSixes became the first ever real Alliance of Goodness MML Blitz franchise in the old and new World. Phil & Elfia Sports & Entertainment (PESE) have created and assembled this franchise with general manager and coach DiMarko as there leading figure. “DiMarko is a rebel in his way of coaching modern Blood Bowl, a new breed of coaches that thinking outside the box of the “claw claw claw” and ” one turner ” tactics as we seen a lot of in last seasons.” Phil & Elfia Sports & Entertainment (PESE) says.

Drumphtopia Winners

Coalition: Superior Being Ring

Season Of Creation: Season 1

GM: Sturmjarl

Coach(s): Sturmjarl 1-12, 14-present, Ponghines 13

Stadium Name: Drumph Towers

Mascot: Lil Drumph

Championship(s): Season 11

Background:

World-renowned, super-successful and Uber-rich, Count Archibald Drumph of Mousillon has long been the major force behind the MML Pro League. When the MML’s Corrupt Commissioner Preach decided to establish a new mixed-raced BLITZ! League, Count Drumph seized the opportunity to bring ONLY the VERY BEST races together to dominate this new league as he has done in the past with the Greatest Bretonnian team on the pitch, the Mousillon Morningstars! (ummm….Really?).  As Regent of Mousillon in Bretonnia, Count Drumph had been making some controversial alliances with Vladamir Sputin of Sylvannia, but ever the capitalist, Drumph announced his MOST ambitious SUPER-SECRET project EVER…the establishment of the Island-Resort Nation of Drumphtopia!   Drumph has built the MOST LUXURIOUS COUNTRY where only THE VERY BEST PEOPLE who can afford the astonishingly exorbitant and ULTRA-exclusive membership fee to partake in…well…whatever their money can buy ($KA-CHING$) And it only made sense for the Greatest New-Nation to have only the VERY BEST BLOOD BOWL team made up of only the GREATEST RACES OF THE OLDE WORLD!! Your DRUMPHTOPIA WINNERS!!

 

 

Tiwanaku Flying Pebbles

Coalition: Union Of Small People

Season Of Creation: Season 9

GM: GioHacekas

Coach(s): GioHacekas

Stadium Name: Sacred Titikaka

Mascot: Pebbles

Background: 

By the shores of the Sacred Titikaka Lake, the people of Tiwanaku awaited the arrival of Inti, the Sun God. Mama Okllo had foretold his arrival would bring a new age to the World; an age of Light and Happiness. Of course, before that, a trial was to be held; a trail to judge if the World deserved Inti’s blessing. One millennium had passed since the last trial; Tiwanaku had passed that one with honors and secured peace and joy for generations. However, they had grown too content and prepared very little for Inti’s return. They had lost their pride and their drive to win. Mama Okllo wept in despair; who would lead the people of Tiwanaku on the Pitch? To no avail, they had looked long and far for a Coach who would accept this holy task. They all declined since Tiwanaku’s fame had faded over time and they knew Blitz! was a trial like no other. Just when they were about to give up hope, someone told them of a Mad Coach who loved Holy Quests… and that’s how they met GioHacekas.

 

Hamelin Renegades

Coalition: Chaotic Player Pact

Season Of Creation: Season 1

GM: VpowerV

Coach(s): VpowerV

Stadium Name: Weser Pipes

Mascot: A dual wielding Skaven pup, dagger in one hand pipe in the other.

Championship(s): Season 8

Background:

A team made up of Skaven slaves collected from towns all across the kingdom by the notorious Piper Assassin family.  The team was formed when the Pied Piper a former hitman fell on hard times and resorted to working as a ratcatcher, he was hired by the town of Hamelin to rid them of a particularly nasty infestation of plagued vermin. As the best ratcatcher around the Pied Piper had no problem rounding up and exiling the rodents but when the Mayor, Brian Silverspoon refused the gold payment to Piper for his services and the rest of the citizens dishonoured him by laughing him out of town, he furiously vowed revenge!  The Pied Piper returned to the town early one Sunday as the adults attended church service and using his magic pipe lured all the children from the town never to be seen again.  Some say he marched them into the River Weser as he often did to drown the rats, others that he led them to a cave on top of Koppelburg Hill and sealed them in… then there’s the theory that he took them underground into the sewage pipes that led from Hamelin Town across to the river and fed them to his secret rat army he had been collecting!  Either way, not long after the incident the Piper Dark Elf family founded the Hamelin Renegades Blood Bowl team. A Chaotic Pact of Elfs and vicious Skaven kept in check by a Warp Troll that once lived under the Weser Bridge. The Pied Piper himself is still mia, possibly due to the huge bounty still placed on his head.

 

 

 

Feckington Fire Hams

Coalition: Human League

Season Of Creation: Season 1-2, Season 8

Owner: DiscoDave

GM: DiscoDave Seasons 1-2, Season 8-9, Murre Season 10-present

Coach(s): Murre Season 9-present, DiscoDave season 1-2, Season 8

Stadium Name: The Smoke House

Mascot: A freshly smoked ham

Background: 

Feckington is the capital of Feckington Island, situated in the middle of nowhere. The origins of Feckington Island are sketchy at best, but it is known that the founders didn’t want to conform to the norm. Their ancestors carry on the only three traditions they were given; Drinking, Eating and… well, we have the Amazon Ladies! 😁It’s is these Amazon Ladies who are looking to introduce a 4th tradition to Feckington… Playing BloodBowl. The reason, because the males of Feckington Island are becoming fat and lazy. The initial response to this was not received well so the Ladies did what they do best… manipulate the situation! On a cold dark night they refurbished the most popular venue on the island, The Smoke House and when the regulars arrived challenged them to a series of games to see who was best and the winner would get a free Fired Ham. The competition was fierce and proved so popular the regulars wanted another competition the next week and the next week and the next… this led The Smoke House to turn their beer garden into a football pitch and to create a BloodBowl team, the Feckington Fire Hams.

 

 

 

Philly Tailgate Bullies

Coalition: Superior Being Ring

Season Of Creation: Season 9

GM: Jimmymac

Coach(s): Jimmymac

Stadium Name: Veterans Stadium

Mascot: A life sized D battery named “Duck!”

Background: 

Philadelphia was on a short list to receive an expansion MML franchise and surprised no one when it was granted. This city is known for booing its own players, hurling batteries and bottles at opposing players, and most infamously throwing snowballs at Santa Claus. Could there be a more perfect place to play blood bowl? With all that said the blue collar city embraces sports like no other and the ones with violence go to the top of the list. Season tickets for the Bullies sold out in 8 minutes and they can’t wait to begin carving a path of carnage and victory to bring title parades down Broad st again.

 

Philly Pounding Fathers

Coalition: Far East Association

Season Of Creation: Season 10

GM:  Rmac 

Coach(s):  Rmac 

Stadium Name: Liberty Brawl Arena

Mascot: A 6’ blond named Liberty Belle carrying a sledgehammer nicknamed  Freedoom!

Background:

They said it couldn’t be done, no one city could support two blood bowl teams. Too much carnage, too much blood for one fan base to stomach.  Well there is an expansion to every rule and if there was one city that could do it, it would be the city where bad things happen.  That’s right you guessed it the city of Bloddily Love. Philadelphia will be the home of a second blood bowl franchise.  After the tremendous success of the Tailgate Bullies in their first season the city cried out for more, and to keep it in the family the Mac brothers have answered the call with the elder, certainty better looking brother taking the reigns of the newly formed Pounding Fathers.  Paying homage to the city’s original bad boys’ coach and GM Rmac has promised “we may not be pretty, but we are definitely gonna hurt people, because after all if Santa isn’t safe here why should anyone else be”.  This statement is said to be in the line with the fundamental differences in the brothers’ team philosophy.  Rmac has been quoted on several occasions saying “no prancing, pretty, narcissistic elves on this team”.  So get ready Blitz nation and our rabid loyal fans the Mac brothers are coming for twice the blood and twice the pain!!

Miscatonic Gulls

Coalition: Superior Being Ring

Season Of Creation: Season 10

GM:  Cesarh

Coach(s): Cesarh

Stadium Name: Ardham

Mascot: Ghoulish Gull

Background: 

In the miscatonic university, in the detention room, the poor students do their thing … the dwarves and centaurs commanded by Gloom are dedicated to breaking chairs on their heads, since by “accident” the professor in charge of the Punishment room was thrown out the window thanks to Gronk’s start to see a rat boy through the window of the door. Cedric and Apples of pie go around playing the pulse to see which of the two is the favorite of the gods. And in the back of the room is Damon sucking some blood out of his human lunch boxes. This group of troubled students will serve the college’s new Blood Bowl team; “Miscanotic Gulls”. Thanks to the disappearance of the dean leaving a mysterious will where he gives coach Cesar a bonus of 2,000,000 in cash and absolute control of the sports area … “We regret the disappearance of the dean, hopefully he is in a better place (cough, cough). We will make the university return to its golden years in sport, with these young talents we will raise the name of the gulls … You know the saying , and it is true: Seagull that sees far, flies high. ” Those were the words of coach Cesar for the Cabalvisión media …

Hashut Howlers

Coalition: Far East Association

Season Of Creation: Season 11

GM:  Nickglnge

Coach(s):  Nickglnge

Stadium Name: Daemon Stump Plateau

Mascot:   A slightly unhinged hobgoblin who goes by the name of Radak The Knife. After quite the successful career as a sneaky, dirty, frightful, damn right filthy but strangely loyal assassin, Radak The Knife was recently approached by the Hashut Howlers to be their team mascot. Now as far as mascot’s go Radak is slightly different. He always pumps up the crowd as what would be expected, bouncing around, causing the odd ruckus with other mascot’s but there is always that glint in his dark eyes. Unfortunately, his loyalty to his team is second only to its star players and as we all know, which could possibly one day be his downfall. It isn’t unknown for opposition fans, and on the odd occasion opposition player’s to “disappear” during a match due to untoward comments as such.

Background:
So, the new coach was a “little” nervous to say the least. Stepping up from the amateur leagues to the Blitz league was huge. How he had been approached did miff him a little. After not a particular strong season with the orc team “Dem Teef Boyz”, it seems Warboss Bagrud Longtoof saw something in him and approached his Black Orc brothers now living in union with the Chaos Dwarfs and Hobgoblins of Daemon Stump post Black Orc Rebellion and had put in a good word. Or he had had enough and quite simply sent him to his death. Pondering on this whilst swigging his ale, he thought it couldn’t be the latter as Longtoof wasn’t known for his lack of aggression. An ogre representative of the Ivory Road protection clan wandered into the Crispy Lizard to honour their alliance. The ogre wore a patch over his left eye, odd as he lifted it so he could see which table to join but the coach said nothing. Then in burst Scabtooth, the Skaven raider from the now disbanded Skully clan that wander the Worlds Edge Mountains preying on the naïve travellers and tradesmen post warpstone incident. A tale for another time.  Scabtooth was known to all as someone who couldn’t be trusted. The Ogre’s of Ivory Road were more than aware of his deceitfulness. So around an old grimy table sat an Orc, a Chaos Dwarf, a Hobgoblin, an Ogre and a Skaven. Coach thought this was the beginning of a bad joke and he was the punchline “Sooooooo” boomed the Orc, “You arrr da uman Longtoof says is gud?” Coach put down his ale and pulled every ounce of courage he had, stood and announced “Ai, I am he. Longtoof believes I am the man to bring this unlikely association together, form a team, get you on the field and possibly score a touchdown or two whilst crunching a few opposition”. His voice was a little broken. He gulped; the air seemed still, all seven eyes on him, or was it  eight???. He picked up his ale, took a large swig and crossed his fingers behind his back.

Lycansas Razorclaws

Coalition: Afterlife

Season Of Creation: Season 13

GM:  ChaseJJ

Coach(s):  ChaseJJ 

Stadium Name: Bone-Walker Stadium

Mascot: Big Red, a large rust-colored werewolf

Motto: The road to Gnomaha begins here

Background:

There abounds in Lycansas a tale whose origin has been lost to the sands of time. A tale of the four lost cities of Gnomaha. Cities each said to have discovered fragments of the secret to life everlasting, to have bound their secret in books of pure silver, and each to have destroyed the other in an effort to obtain the other’s fragment. History has seen many come to Lycansas in search of the lost cities and their secrets of eternal life, only to return empty handed. But times are changing in Lycansas, and a new whispers of a new tale have begun. Whispers of a necromancer named Van Gorn discovering one of the four, lost, silver books. Whispers of the dead rising from their graves; of great, long-hidden tombs loosing their skeletons upon the land; of feral werewolves armed with razor-sharps claws; and whispers of batfolk preying on the blood of travelers. Whispers too that Van Gorn has nearly exhausted his finances. That in desperation Van Gorn united this new Lycansas undead to create the Razorclaws, Lycansas’ first professional Blood Bowl team, and joined Blitz in an effort to re-establish his fortune. Now fame, fortune, and eternal life hang in the balance, for the road to Gnomaha has begun.

 Coalition: Elfic Grand Coalition

Season Of Creation: Season 12

GM: Jock Wright

Coach(s):  Jock Wright

Stadium Name: Cantina Loca

Mascot:  A drunken frat elf of the wood having had too many tequilas at the cantina on Spring break was talked into dropping out of college to become the latest ‘dwarven piñata’.   He now faces the ignominy of being brought out after touchdowns and half time for one lucky fan, picked out by sky cam, to give his backside a thwack to see if he’ll yield and present the Cantina’s famous Mead Tequila! Looking on the bright side he’s kept in all the agave he can muster in between games.

Background:

BlitzDesk has hot news of a new franchise who came out of nowhere and are making a splash by the sea as season 12 of the MML Blitz is set to get under way. Over to Vicente Chambón on the beaches of Tijuana for the latest, what can you tell us, other than what the mead Tequila is like? 

Vincente…

“It comes to us all eventually… retirement. The great sea wardancer, Eldril Sidewinder, had always had one eye on retiring to Tijuana to open up his very own Cantina by the beach. The ‘Cantina Loca’ has quickly become known for it’s mead Tequila, wild parties and lore of Sidewinder’s well documented exploits on the hallowed elf turf at the home of the Galadrieth Gladiators.   The Cantina Loca, before Sidewinder knew it, became the place for young West Coast Wood Elves to hang out over the summer. In his new role as barkeep and raconteur he enthralled the West Coast college Wood Elves of his famous Chaos Cup victory.   One (of the many) crazy nights, nostalgia for the days of Blood Bowl overflowing and a near run-dry bar lacking in sufficient quantities of mead Tequila to keep the kids happy led Eldril to take the party to the sand.  As night fell, beach fires were lit and Sidewinder turned back the clock as that first game of beach sevens scratched an itch Sidewinder didn’t realise he still had.  Before long, young aspiring Wood Elves came from far and wide to study at the feet of Sidewinder to get a schooling in the finest mead Tequila and Blood Bowl. The natural progression led to the creation of the Tijuana Tequila Seven Shots summer tournament.  News of Sidewinders’ devilishly quick tequila fuelled wardancers travelled fast and before you can say ‘Jack Robinson’ he was enticed back out of retirement by some unknown West Coast Venture Capitalist who was a boyhood fan.   The franchise was born, dropping the Seven to become the Tijuana Tequila Shots as Sidewinder dons his (secret, shh) mithril undervest in the role of player coach. The Tequila Shots are the only MML League team to play their matches on sand – protecting Sidewinder’s ageing bones from the crunching tackles from the teams with, shall we say, less finesse!”

Back to you Stu in the studio.

Mousillon MadLice

Coalition: Afterlife

Season Of Creation: Season 14

GM:  Daimatt

Coach(s):  Daimatt

Stadium Name: Mayhem Ring

Mascot: Sparky the undead Gravehound

Background:

Mousillon is a cursed city plagued by constant misfortunes. Having lost it’s status as a Bretonnian Dukedom due to the attention it has drawn by the Dark Powers has left it isolated and plagued by disease and death. There are people who see a cup half empty and those who see it half-full. The Necromancer and Head-Coach of Mousillon Malice Utd, Dedd Zazzo of Malice, belongs to the latter group. For a member of the chaotic cult of Malice he can appear at times to be quite an cheerful and optimistic “person”. Having a steady flow of material for his Afterlife team has encouraged him to join the Blitz League from this god forsaken land. After getting tired of arguing with his two assistant coaches, the twins Alice and Callis of Malice. The ever optimistic Dedd decided to solve two problems with one stone and had his captain Channing Hardbite hit them on the head by one (stone) and raised them as 2 zombie linemen to fill the last remaining slots on the team roster.

 

Fairy Isle Unicorns

CoalitionElfic Grand Coalition Image

Season Of Creation: Season 13

GM:  Xurpils

Coach(s):  Xurpils

Stadium Name: The Meadow

Mascot: Betty the Bloody Unicorn

Background:

The Fairy Isle is located far in the south and the weather is always made for Blood Bowl. Green meadows all over the isle, peace and harmony. That were the good old days before the Unicorns have joined Blitz. Now there are graveyards all over the isle, build to welcome the thousands of elves that find their destiny under a piling-on chorf or between a lot of dirty rats kicking on their head. Before the Unicorns joined Blitz, they were famous for their beautiful way of playing Blood Bowl in the All-Elves-league. To be fair, it is easy to do nice plays when there are no dwarfs or orcs that are greedy for your blood. The Unicorns had to change their playstyle. Nowadays, they have their own pile-drivers build in the Unicorns Department for dirty play. At the moment a whole generation of young elves is dedicated to learn how to punch hard and kick dirty.

London Wombats

 Coalition: Violence Together

Season Of Creation: Season 13

GM:  Beerz

Coach(s):  Izancp Season 13, Beerz Season 14- present

Stadium Name: Bloodwiser Gardens

Mascot: Wombat WIlly

Background:

Deep in the swamps of Locktorie there was a small city of London.  It rested in the heart of the river where it spilt in two.  The mighty river brought all kinds of stories and interesting people.   But here the people wanted to hear about the mighty Blood Bowl players of Blitz, for this city was a true mix of coltures.  The mayor of the town Sir Wendel Woundereyes sent out a invite to all the city people and from afar to come and try out for the mighty Wombats.  As the time past the stadium was built and the players came.  For once was a small river town in the swampy lands now had a whole new meaning and image.  Now was the time of Blitz and the time of the Wombats!!!

 

Necropolypse Narcoleptics

Coalition: Afterlife

Season Of Creation: Season 9, Season 13

Owner: Overkill

GM: Overkill Season 10, (Alma Season 9), Bernie Buffon 13-14, Berzo Season 15-present

Coach(s): Overkill 9-10, Bernie Buffon 13-14, Berzo Season 15-present

Stadium Name: Heart Of Darkness

Mascot: The three headed dog Cerberus

Championship(s): Season 14

Background: 

From the ashes raised a mighty team, a team that never sleeps. A team built for blood bowl.  All that take the pitch not only fear the team in front of them but to become them.  This team never sleeps, always waiting to take on their next team and add to their ranks.  Time will never come to the ones that don’t sleep.  For the ones that don’t sleep shall always be dead and the dead shall join them!

 

Stafford Annihilators

Coalition: Violence Together

Season Of Creation: Season 15

GM:  Akari

Coach(s): Akari

Stadium Name: The Woodbury Pit

Mascot: Behemoth & Eddy 

Background:

as a coach who enjoys Violent bloody matches full of death, I was suggested to join the blitz league. Born the Annihilator, a team form of Orcs, Lizardmen, Ogres, & Goblins. a team distance to kill, Season 14 was nothing but disaster, as Annihilator become Annihilated, the team will regroup for season 15 and hope to Annihilate Ice Drake werewolf and make Jimmymac go Ric flair on his twitch account

 

 

Vancouver Graveyard Stars

Coalition: AfterLife

Season Of Creation: Season 14

GM:  IceDrake

Coach(s): IceDrake

Stadium Name: Vancouver Graveyard

Mascot: 

Background:

 

 

Pamplona Bull Runners

Coalition: Far East Association

Season Of Creation: Season 14

GM:  FTcush

Coach(s): FTcush

Stadium Name: Bull Ring 

Mascot: 

Background:

 

 

Chester Cavaliers

Coalition: Human League

Season Of Creation: Season 15

GM:  Hellh4mmerg4ming

Coach(s): Hellh4mmerg4ming

Stadium Name: The Ampitheatre

Mascot: Roscoe the Deer

Background:

The Chester Cavaliers are a very new team that have broken away from the Albion Wanderers.  After a dismal few seasons one of the Linemen decided to use his small fortune and start his own team.  Based in the Northwest of the island of Albion the Lineman stumbled on an Old Ones temple.  While exploring the temple he stepped on to a loose slab on the floor and fell through to the lower levels.  When he came round, he found he had landed on a Blood Bowl pitch.  Taking this as a sign from Nuffle he hired a Truthsayer to help him realise his dream.  Using the Truthsayers abilities he started to scout for the best human team he could afford, using the Magics of Albion and the scryings of the Truthsayer he started to compile a list of players from the Leagues that he felt could help him achieve his aim.  Using the knowledge from his time as a player he applied for membership to the league.  After filling out all the required documents the team was given permission to enter.

Calgary Misanthropes

Coalition: Chaos Player Pact

Season Of Creation: Season 1-3, Season 15

GM:  Stolzi

Coach(s): Stolzi

Stadium Name: Calgary Superdome

Mascot:

The Mascot is a devoured Human that is now a Skelly and got revived From a Necromancer, His name Is Tobi.

Background:

The only problem they have is missing the necessary money.

So they decided to start a Blood Bowl team.

The combination of organizing money for their World Domination and simultaneously killing people on the Pitch is a must for the Calgary Outreach Team.

The Only Humans they Like are their Cheerleaders.

 

Dallas Cowboys

 Coalition: Chaos Gods

Season Of Creation: Season 15

GM:  BernieBuffon

Coach(s): BernieBuffon

Stadium Name: Rainfield Stadium

Mascot: Dodge Viper (In His Spare Time he has agreed to become the mascot at the Cowboys home games) He also plays for the Bullies in Blitz.

Background:

After winning Season 14 with the Necro Police Bernie decided he needed a new challenge and went ahead to create the Dallas Cowboys what he wanted to mold into the most feared franchise to grace the Blitz Bloodbowl Turf. Too many times Bernie had seen teams stacked with killy chorfs and poncy stat freaked elves caused carnage to his teams. Well no more, Dallas Cowboys will put a stop to that and entertain their fanatic fanbase and will aim for glory on and off the pitch. No team has ever won it in their debut season can Dallas Cowboys buck that trend in season 15. Hopefully their lucky Talisman Dodge Viper from last season can give them more good fortune when he becomes their mascot for their home games.

Groton City Coasties

Coalition:  Human League

Season Of Creation: Season 15

GM:  Davevsshark

Coach(s): Davevsshark

Stadium Name: Coastal Elite Field

Mascot: An Ogre dressed as a sailor known only as The Commander.

Background:

For the longest time, the region of New England resisted having a Blood Bowl team, considering the sport to be too low-brow and primitive for an upper class used to whale watching and yacht racing. When rich Brettonian philanthropist and former amateur Blood Bowl player John D. Blockerfeller retired to the southeastern Connecticut, he was determined to bring the sport he loved to his new home. Starting with a modest minor league team, Blockerfeller was able to show the soft coastal elites that Blood Bowl was a sport for all classes. Soon turning his ambition towards the top tier league, Blitz, Groton, Connecticut, was chosen to host his premier team. Bringing together the best in Human, Amazon, Norse, Kislev, and Blockerfeller’s native Brettonians, and persuading famed Blitz Coach/GM DaveVsShark to come out of retirement to helm the team, an exciting new era of Blood Bowl is beginning in a new market – southern New England. The coast with the most!

Deva Dominators

Coalition: Chaos Player Pact

Season Of Creation: Season 15

GM:  Mightychaz 

Coach(s): Mightychaz 

Stadium Name: Deva Stadium

Mascot: Darf Elf dominatrix who goes by the name Lady L

Background:

 

 

Atlantis Sea Vipers

Coalition: Anti-Fur Society

Season Of Creation: Season 1-2, Season 9, 12-13, 15-present

GM: Osiris_Bluesun (aka S-C-Wyatt)

Coach(s): Osiris_Bluesun Season 1-2, Season 10, Ariel_Bluesun (aka Lady wyatt) Season 9, 12-13, Osiris_Bluesun 15-present

Stadium Name: Atlantis Bay Arena

Mascot: The Vipers mascot is the Atlantis Sea Serpent. A terrifying sea creature which mythically roams the shoreline. However, since the creature is probably not real Atlantis Vipers games are attended by an eccentric islander who dons a cuddly looking outfit depicting the Sea Serpent and dances heartily at the sidelines.

Background:

Over Ten Millenia ago the Island of Atlantis is rumoured to have been destroyed. Defeated in battle by the Athenians and lost for all time. But those were just rumours! The Island nation still exists and after all this time they’ve decided to reveal themselves once more. Atlantans have been playing BloodBowl since their earliest history, so when word of the MML Blitz league reached their seafaring spies the reclusive island state couldn’t resist submitting an entry! The Atlantis Vipers are the brainchild of a sinister clade of reptilian creatures who pull the strings on Atlantis. The Vipers will recruit players who can represent the ancient utopia and its four pillars of society.

  • The Lizardmen: Serpent men who rule the Island in shadowy courts, whose influence is rumoured to reach far into the MML.
  • The Norse: Seafaring warriors whose ancient army still protects Atlantis waters today.
  • The Kislev: A mixture of intellectuals, entertainers and artists, the beating heart of Atlantis society.
  • The Amazons: The Island Elite. Heroines and Great Leaders all. Looked up to by the Islanders.

 

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Coalition

Season Of Creation: Season 15

GM:  Robowhale

Coach(s): Robowhale

Stadium Name: 

 

Mascot:  

Background:

 

 

 

Former Franchise Champions

Former Franchises Champions:

 

Dooompeak Tunnelers

Coalition: Far East Association

Season Of Creation: Season 1- Season 6

GM:  Gerdleah 1-4, Season 6, Thundnen Season 5

Coach(s): Gerdleah 1-4, Season 6, Thunden Season 5

Stadium Name: No Mans Land

Mascot: The team mascots are an act of 1 of each race. Orc, goblin, troll, skaven, chaos dwarf, hobgoblin, ogre and knoblar all combine to put on a performance combining circus, slapstick and serious drama pieces during the half time break.

Championship(s): Season 1, Season 3

Background: 

Doompeak was once a dwarven outpost. At the height of their empire they had firm control over all the mountain regions of the Old World. However, the wealth that they amassed brought envy from other races and soon they were beset across their entire empire.  So it was too at Doompeak. The colony was attacked again and again by orcs, goblins and skaven. Still they managed to resist them all until they were attacked by their chaos kin. Sensing the opportunity this presented, the remains of the orc, goblin and skaven armies attacked from underground.  The dwarven forces were overrun and few survived to escape. The 3 armies met underneath Doompeak in what looked like it would be a massive battle, with the spoils going to the victors. However, the leaders of each army agreed to a truce and decided there was a better way to settle the dispute.

They brought out the captured dwarves and played blood bowl against them. However, the dwarves were unarmoured and in turn had to play each of the races to see who won by the most. The dwarves lost every game but managed to kill some of the opposition in each game. No referee was in place for the games so the use of weapons was not banned at the end of a drive. By the end of the 3rd game the dwarves were all dead and the scores in each game decided how much of the city and treasure each race would collect. To this day the races continue this tradition to maintain peace between the 3 races to avoid future conflict.  These private matches are held below ground. When participating in MML Blitz, the match is played in the remains of an amphitheatre the dwarves had built in the city above ground.

Tiger Bay Tramplers

Coalition: Chaos Player Pact

Season Of Creation: Season 3

GM:  Ntb_99 (Season 3 –8)

Coach(s): Ntb_99 (Season 3 –8)

Stadium Name: Butetown Trampledome

Mascot: The Tramplers don’t have a mascot. Like murderers don’t. The closest thing might be a dagger, clutched in a cloven, clawed hoof. I would guess. Just imagining. Because it doesn’t exist. Or does it?

Championship(s): Season 4

Background: 

When Coach Ntb arrived in Tiger Bay his reputation had preceded him. Two street urchins immediately delivered messages for him to meet with the two ruling factions.

Tiger Bay is controlled by two groups; the mining side is handled by the descendants of Kratch Doomclaw, Warlord of Clan Rictus from Crookback Mountain, allied to the Skaven and the Underworld denizens (although such an epithet could apply to all who reside in this Nuffle-forsaken place) and the town side is handled by the Chaos Warriors and Beastmen under the control of Overlord Krazak, the self-appointed Mayor of Tiger Bay. Finally, there are the Dark Elves, who hire out their services (and their blades) to whichever of these two groups that look like they will help forward their own Machiavellian interests at any one time.

Deciding to remain impartial to the politics, Coach Ntb outlined his plans to both parties, and it was Krazak that took the bait, I mean, was enthused by the idea of a Blitz franchise team that would bring more easy prey, I mean, trade into Tiger Bay. It took a bit of persuading, and a whole lot of Warpos (warp-flavoured cheese-based snacks) to get Clan Rictus on board, and a quick sweep of the dockside brothels collared, I mean, impressed with his sales pitch, a few Delves to join.

Krazak then provided the funds and got the slave labour to build a suitable stadium as befitting Tiger Bay (in a manner of speaking), whilst Coach Ntb put the ragtag group of mercenaries through their paces. Which mostly just involved sharpening claws, teeth, horns, hooves and blades. Still, they needed sharpening.

Dunsford Do Lilly Taps

Coalition: Far East Association

Season Of Creation: Season 1- Season 6, Season 10-12

GM: Momomcphee

Coach(s): Momomcphee

Stadium Name: The Padded Room

Mascot: Whichever player is having a timeout for bad bad behaviour (eating fellow players, fans, docs etc)

Championship(s): Season 5

Background: 

Dunsford first and only coach is none other then the MMLs coach momomcphee. Coach momo has a mission to scout and recruit players that of like minds as himself and have possibly taken a few too many hits to the head. Some of these former fine soldiers from Orc, Skaven, Chaos Dwarf and Ogre armies have suffered serious enough injuries that make that a burden for their respective commanders to deal with. Rather then discard such respective overly violent and deranged warriors, coach momo has graciously offered to rehabilitate them in the Arenas of Blood Bowl.

 

Beverly Hills Beasts

Coalition: Superior Being Ring

Season Of Creation: Season 1-9

GM: Fox

Coach(s): Fox

Stadium Name: Superior Stadium

Mascot: The Golden Lion

Championship(s): Season 6, Season 9

Background:

Blood Bowl has only recently been a presence in Beverly Hills the past year, as the superior race who resides in this town thinks the sport is below them (along with everything else).  The high society members took joy in influencing how the world ran and crushing the inferior races (and sometimes their own who did not share their stature in class) both financially and culturally.  However, with the recent presidential election voting for the president they “hand picked”, Donalt Blump, their businesses thrived and they took complete control of the known civilized world (& I use the term loosely).  Now, without a challenge of showing how superior they are in society they decided to also take away the last livelihood-freedom these pathetic commoners have: Blood Bowl. As so became the Beverly Hills Beasts.

Macon Money

Coalition: Far East Association

Season Of Creation: Season 1-7

GM:  More_Shots 

Coach(s): Preach Season 1-5, More_Shots Season 6-7

Stadium Name: The Money Pit

Mascot: The Moneys’ mascot is a Fox in a business suit named Chance. The team opted against using a dollar for a mascot because not all currency is a dollar, and the team had repeated trouble with kidnapping and ransom requests.

Championship(s): Season 7

Background: 

Blood Bowl has had a presence in Macon since 2004, when a backyard game was held in Macon, with Bob’s Farm Team #7 facing the Ted’s Shack-up Shack outside a mudhole in an exhibition game. The game was to settle a dispute between two BBQ joints. It took 5 hours because the halftime show was a rib cook off. The city has since hosted the Muddy Massacre, a pre-season competition in Macon since 2006. In 2017, the media speculated about a plan involving renowned producer Jerry Borcheimer to move the team known as the Porc Products to Macon.

Rumors of a Macon expansion team surfaced again in January of 2018, pointing to a new indoor arena on the Strip as a potential home arena, although these rumors were denied by officials. In Feb 2018, an unconfirmed report stated that the league had selected leadership for a Macon team.

 

Ghrond Bellboys

Coalition: Chaos Player Pact

Season Of Creation: Season 8-12

GM: SeriousJest

Coach(s): SeriousJest

Stadium Name: The Mosh Pit

Mascot: Hell’s Bells

Championship(s): Season 10

Background:

At Ghrond, “The North Tower,” where Morathi, mother of Malekith the Witch King, resides and studies the ever-changing nature of Chaos in the North (https://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Ghrond), Morathi decided to create a Blood Bowl team made of various chaos worshippers who would normally be at war with each other North of Naggarath. This secretly furthers her studies, but the various warriors see it as a welcome chaotic change of pace to work together with their enemies, as well as a way to honor the Chaos gods. Morathi hired Serious Jest, a respected coach with a reputation for incurring the wrath of the gods, as the final piece to this wild card of a team.  Serious Jest wears around his neck the key to Hell’s Bells, which are actually a bell and a lantern, acquired a long time ago under unknown circumstances from the Hell Pit. Serious Jest rings the bell in advance of a match (there are no practices), which causes the lantern to start spewing a self-contained inferno so bright that its glow can be seen as far as the thunderous bell can be heard. Upon hearing and seeing Hell’s Bells, all fighting immediately ceases, and a strictly respected truce goes into effect until the match is complete.

 

Dragon Isle Poachers

Coalition: Anit-Fur Society

Season Of Creation: Season 1

GM: RandTheMad Season 1-9, Xurpils Season 10-present

Coach(s): Xurpils 10-present, Sestonn Season 7, Berzo Season 6, RandTheMad Season 1-5

Stadium Name: The Cage

Mascot: A Dwarf Water Dragon named Draco

Championship(s): Season 12

Background:

The fact that the Dragon Isles can field a Blood Bowl team is something that many thought would not be possible. The people that reside on the Dragon Isles are thought to be poor, and barely able to survive. The outsiders might call them Poachers, hunters of exotic, powerful and rare trophies. Truth be told, they were poor, and while they did it for survival, they often went into lands they did not own to hunt, something that their neighbours would not be happy about, if they knew. In the past, long forgotten by most, they were considered the best hunters in the world, and hired across the world to hunt monsters and beasts, be it Dragons, Minotaurs, or Giants. They were wealthy, and known world wide. As the contracts dried up, empires came and went, they were left behind in history. The council decided that getting in on the new Blitz Blood Bowl league, would be just what was needed to make the Dragon Isles known, and wealthy again. They took the risk, put the remainder of the Dragon Isles wealth on the line and created the Dragon Isle Poachers. They scoured the world looking for a coach that would lead them to glory and riches. After many long months, and a lot of refusals, they found their coach. The man called himself the Protege of Rand, a person the Council had never even heard of. But they needed a coach, and he talked big. Thus Matrim The Lucky was signed as Coach of the Dragon Isle Poachers. They converted The Cage (a stadium of sorts where they used to have monsters fight to the death) into a Blood Bowl team and began preparations.

 

 

 

Former Franchises

Former Franchises:

 

Nappanee Nightmares

Coalition: Violence Together

Season Of Creation: Season 5

GM(s):  Proudstarr 5-7, Season 9- present, TonyW season 8

Coach(s): Proudstar

Stadium Name: SandMan Stadium

Mascot: Dr.DOOM (Chaos warrior Captain of The Demonsville Chancers stuffed ) but he dosent seem to move right with the goblins inside operating his Shell!

Background:

After a long time away Coach Proudstarr showed up where things for him started with a lot of money and a plan.. With the work of him and his assistant coach Mr. Nigglesworth they started building a team of serious monsters to put on the pitch.  With money that Proudstarr had returned with, The support of a sponsor in UPS and a menacing will of determination the team plans to cement there name in the history books of the MML. One way or the other when these monsters take the field there is no way you wont forget them for weeks to come!

 

Gulf Coast Chaos

Coalition: Chaotic Player Pack

Season Of Creation: Season 1

GM: DmdoubleO

Coach(s): DmdoubleO

Stadium Name: Gulf Coast Stadium

Mascot: Chaos has decided to start the season with half a mascot. When a reporter asked him about it, Coach Dmdouble0 stated “It’s psychological warfare.” The coach gestured towards the gnarled pole with 2 sets of rusty blood stained manacles standing behind the dugout. “Our opponents always ask what’s the point of that.” Dmdouble0 smiled sinisterly as he continued, “It’s not complete. We’re gonna hang the first kill up there, for the season.”

Background:

Gulf Coasts sports commissioner grumbled at the idea of having the idyllic moniker of the Coast altered. The idea of fielding an all star team of multiple races quickly brightened her mood. She salivated over the possibilities. After a career ending injury Mistress Thorn had replaced the former unpopular Gulf Coast Sports commissioner.  She flipped through the many teams who wanted to venture into Blitz. The witch elf discarded them one after the other. No dark elves, no dark elves, no dark elves, to many elves, and then a sinister grin brightened her face. Looking at the ensemble cast kind of felt like home in the ATX.  Orange, black, and gold flooded the Coasts streets as the season drew near. The Gulf Coast welcomed entry into this new league. Blitz was no longer the whisper heard on the winds though. Now the growing sound was Chaos. 

 

 

 

Langford Lionhearts

Image Coalition: Alliance Of Good

Season Of Creation: Season 14

GM:  MomoMcphee

Coach(s): MomoMcphee

Stadium Name: Lions Den

Mascot: Fluffy the Lioness 

Background:

There comes a time in all things when pour and clear vision takes over. Lionhearts have been the symbol of this for many generations. Finally now with the wars at a holt in their homelands it was time to bring this honour to the pitch. They gathered the mighty of players from all over their lands. It was time to conquer the many teams that gathered on the pitch. Time to show how big their hearts where and how mighty they can roar. Elves, Dwarves, Men and even the littlest of men all answered the call. Time go out and show the heart is all you need to win even the toughest of battles. It was time for the Lionhearts to enter Blitz!!!

 

Molenas Great Warriors

Coalition: Chaos Gods Selection

Season Of Creation: Season 1

GM: Beerz 1-12, Momomcphee 13-present

Coach(s): Beerz seasons 1-4, season 8- 12  (Defiance 5-7), Momomcphee 13-present

Stadium Name: Molena Colosseum

Mascot: Sir Greyback riding his mighty stead waving the team flag!!

Background: 

After many years of battle and death the great wars ended. Chaos vs nurgle no side won and no side would every be the same again. From the ashes of battle great warriors came together with an idea on how to make the two sides equal and live under one flag. Blood bowl would be that aid. With the help of some former blood bowl players the two sides sat down at the long table and came together on a way to make it work. Chaos warriors, nurgle warriors, beastmen, pestigors all sat and hatched out what would become a plan bigger then any army tactic. Together the two would be so fierce and strong no one would stand in there way. Players from both army’s were picked and brought together to form the Great Warriors!

 

Tunari Top Tarantulas

Coalition:  Human League

Season Of Creation: Season 13

GM:  Giolokotto

Coach(s):  Giolokotto

Stadium Name: Gardern

Mascot: 

 

Background:

Port Reaver Outlanders

Coalition: Anti-Fur Society

Season Of Creation: Season 9

GM: davevsshark

Coach(s): davevsshark

Stadium Name: Keelhaul Arena

Mascot: Otto Ordsmedar, A drunken berserker

Background: 

A nomad for most of his life, Coach and GM DaveVsShark recently settled in the coastal town of Port Reaver, typically considered a tourist town and trading post. When approached to help bring up their Blood Bowl expansion team, he jumped at the chance. The Outlanders were formed with the same sprit of the explorers and travellers that founded Port Reaver, and look to tap into a rabid Blood Bowl fan base that has long been clamouring for their a team to call their own. With significant investment in talent and a brand new arena, The Outlanders look to show the league that a team can succeed in an area that has a population traditionally considered too transient and a market considered too small.

 

 

Wurzen Vultures

Coalition: Chaotic Player Pact

Season of Creation: Season 13

GM: Gammble3900

Coach: Gammble 3900

Stadium Name: The Nest

Mascot: Alf the one eyed Vulture

Background:

Coming from the slums of the city of Wurzen, the gang known as Wurzen Vultures have been earning a living through racketeering businesses hidden behind inns. Their bottom line was threatened due to increased security and movement of soldiers around the city, by order of Baron Von Wallenstein, as preparation for an impending attack of a slaneshii army. Their leader Azzon Deadbreath had the great idea of trying to become a legitimate institution so that their income wouldn’t be completely cut off. Deadbreath realized that by joining the Blitz! league they would be able to move their cash earnings without being questioned; with this in mind he began looking for coaches that would be willing to throw in their names with such a notorious organization, no coach of renown was willing to risk their reputation on a shady team. That is where they find Gammble3900, a coach that had just started to look for job opportunities in Blood Bowl, with a lack of options due to his rookie reputation he decided that he had nothing to lose by joining the Wurzen Vultures. Though Gammble3900 is the coach and GM, Deadbreath still remains behind the scenes of the decision making of the Wurzen vultures, securing his move to legitimacy.

Northland Ice Weasels

Coalition: Anti-Fur Society

Season Of Creation: Season 10

GM:  Strange

Coach(s):  Strange

Stadium Name: Glacier Field

Mascot: Flipz the snow ferret

Background:

Coach Strange had been a longtime dedicated Norse coach. In charge of championship and non championship teams. After his previous season was less successful than he had hoped for he was about ready to hang up his whistle and retire his playbook’s. When a former player came to see him and told him that there was a franchise starting up in the Northlands looking to join the infamous Blitz league. And they wanted him to be the head of it. This team would be comprised of more than just Norse players. This would open up opportunities and plays where he previously felt lacking. With little thought he accepted and found the quickest travel route to the Northlands. Excitement filled the air when Coach Strange arrived. He was well known for his Norse teams and was reintroduced to old players he had not seen in many years. The local villages and towns accepted him as though he was a native to the land. After his tour of the people he was shown the new stadium carved out of a large glacier near the heart of the Northlands. Glacier Field, soon to be the home of the Northland Ice Weasels. Now with a new team, a new stadium, and a new hope, the Northland Ice Weasels will join Coach Strange in their quest for Blitz glory

 

 

Butetown Brawlers

Coalition: Alliance Of Good

Season Of Creation: Season 9

GM: NTB

Coach(s): NTB

Stadium Name: Butetown Trampledome

Mascot: A human dressed up as a tree, with a bow over his shoulder, a breastplate, a turkey leg in one hand and a tankard of beer in the other.

Background: 

Tiger Bay was in a terrible state. It was a no-go area for normal folk; a den of thieves, mercenaries and cutthroats; a wretched hive of scum and villainy. The warpstone export trade, and town, was run by Skaven Clan Rictus and Overlord Krazak, ruler of the Chaos mercs and self-appointed Mayor of the thriving port, but also the head of a criminal organisation, a group of the dirtiest, deadliest men who ever lived, disguised as a (successful) Blood Bowl Franchise. That was until the Three Trees Alliance decided enough was enough. You see the warpstone was coming down from the mountains near their valley, polluting their rivers and farmland, and the roots of the trees they held dear. The Alliance cared for and protected people from five different races who all lived together harmoniously and with good intentions. They took umbrage to the encroaching forces of darkness and the evil trade they partook in. The three trees in charge had had enough. (The Alliance always has three trees in charge. If one tree takes his final rooting, one will grow into his place). They decided that they would take over the town and with it the port of Tiger Bay, and change the trading goods to wood, crops, crafts; things that would benefit the good people of the world, not pollute them. United by a common purpose, and containing many fierce Dwarven fighters, Human warriors, Elven bowmen, Bretonnian Knights and even some Halfling Ankle-biters, they swept into town and “cleared out the trash” one brawl at a time.  Things were good for a while. But then the locals, and particularly the visiting seamen, got antsy, more vocal and more violent, complaining that their previous “entertainment” had been neutered or disappeared entirely. That had nothing to satisfy their baser urges. The Three Trees Alliance came up with a plan. They would take over the now derelict Butetown Trampledome (I mean, it was pretty derelict to begin with), the home of the old Tramplers, and create a new franchise, a good franchise, made up of players from the valley races, and run in a long-term, ethical way. The stadium was renowned for its roughness and lack of comfort, so the Alliance modernized it, and installed Ogre security guards to ensure no weapons could be brought in. Although the locals bemoaned the old days of lobbing rocks and spears, they were happy to have at least one of their entertainments back. It was agreed the team would even retain the same coach, after they found him languishing in a dive bar clutching his Season 4 trophy, “Delilah”, in an unseemly fashion… He was only too happy to have a group of players who actually wanted to play ball this time. The team would play in white and gold to signify their purity and integrity and they would be named after the area’s true title, Butetown.
Coalition: Far East Association

Season Of Creation: Season 11-12

GM: HappyBubba

Coach(s): HappyBubba

Stadium Name: Jabba`s Palace

Mascot: Sammy Sarlacc

Background: 

Deep within the Dune Sea, buried within the Great Pit of Carkoon resides the fearsome and ancient Sarlacc. Famously known for swallowing the legendary bounty hunter known as Boba Fett, this creature is feared throughout the galaxy. Xenobiologists believe only the Greater Krayt Dragon of Tatooine and the Gouka Dragon of Aargonar are known to prey upon these giant organisms. Originally thought to be great beasts, the Sarlacc has now been officially classified as a giant plant. Using massive tentacles to wrap around its prey, the Sarlacc drags the unlucky vermin into the beak-like tongue, encasing the quarry in teeth to ensure no escapes. This diabolical entity has been chosen as the official mascot of the Blood Bowl Blitz Franchise, North Texas Sarlacc. The fans were offered a vote for mascot of the newly created franchise and the Almighty Sarlacc easily beat out the other 2 entries: Sarlacc (87%), Midichlorians (10%), and Jedi (3%). No actual Sarlacc were harmed during the research phase for the mascot, and the team decided it best to create a costumed mascot as transporting the great beast proved unwise. Sammy Sarlacc will be at all matches home and away! (Families may call the ticket office for opportunities to have Sammy Sarlacc surprise friends and family during any special events!)

The North Texas based group behind the new team hope to have struck gold with the merchandising opportunity for this new team, as they have a long way to go to both on and off the field to reach the summit of the MML Blitz! League. Purchasing the recently derelict location of the late Huttese gangser, the North Texas Sarlacc have renovated the location into a proper BB stadium. The team will be playing at the affectionately named Jabba’s Palace. Coached by rookie gaffer, HappyBudda11, he has been assured by the board to have full control of all team operations. Exciting times for the North Texas Blood Bowl fans, they finally have a team to cheer on.

As C-3PO famously coined, “ Victims of the almighty Sarlacc, His Excellency hopes that you will die honourably. In its belly, you will wind a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.” And that’s what this team is gunna to do to them!

Monte Cristo Hotdicers

Coalition: Elfic Grand Coalition

Season Of Creation: Season 11-12

GM: BernieBuffon

Coach(s): BernieBuffon 

Stadium Name: 

Mascot: 

Background: 

Carcosa Taxmen

Coalition: Union of Small People

Season Of Creation: Season 10-12

GM:  Chasejj

Coach(s): Chasejj 

Stadium Name: The Shakedown Dome

Mascot: A crowned goblin weighing gold in one hand and a hunk of flesh in the other.

Background: 

Long thought lost to the fog of time was the mountainous isle of Carcosa, but now, a millennia later, Carcosa is a land bled dry. What was once a thriving island kingdom home to a wise and talented people ruled by a generous Yellow King is now a dictatorship ruled by a madman. His people changed irrevocably into bloodthirsty ogres, goblins, and halflings, the kingdom’s coffers emptied and the fields left fallow in their King’s pursuit of perfect literature. Viewing the world as his vassal and enraged by a millennia of unpaid tribute the King has dragged a veteran coach from his seclusion in the wastes of Norsca to helm the Carcosa Taxmen. The taxmen cometh…and they will have their King’s tribute in gold…or a pound of flesh…

Outback Gator Wrestlers

Coalition: Violence Together

Season Of Creation: Season 10-11

GM: Hugoboss

Coach(s): Hugoboss

Stadium Name: The byou

Mascot: A huge stuffed corpse of a gator with a fist in it’s mouth. 

Background: 

Deep in the Lustria Jungle where huge dinosaurs and horrible beasts lurk a tribe of orks have taken to wrestle the most dangerous game, giant gators. Unfortunately these orks don’t entirely know the difference between a saurus and a gator so most of the time they wrangle with these lizardmen. Years of these surprise wrestling matches has occurred with crazier and crazier techniques. Oiled up skinks, thorn covered saurues, giant “gator grabbens” gloves, and THE GATOR ERASOR TECHNIQUE. Eventually both sides learned each’s others tricks and gotten bored with their competition. If wrestling got bored then what is life for a ork? Then a revelation from the ork leader changed everything. “We wrestle dem slippery gits in bloodbowl thats what we goin to do.” Bringing along several of the more dangerous gators the ork people seek to find new challenges in the bloodbowl arena and to finally figure out what “ball” is.

Neverwinter Nittany Lions

Coalition: Chaos Gods Selection

Season Of Creation: Season 10

GM:  Lukvanov

Coach(s):  Lukvanov

Stadium Name: Rot Pit

Mascot: A mutated Nittany Lion

Background: 

“I want a MML Blitz! team in the Mortal Realms!” – yelled Lukvanov’s friend to him.
“How am I supposed to do that? Neverwinter is in the Forgotten Realms and Blood Bowl is played on a different plane of existence!” – answered Lukvanov calmly.
“Figure it out!” – came the harsh answer.

Thus Lukvanov set out to consult with Officials of the Blitz! League and after many back-and-forths they allowed that the new team can be named after Neverwinter. They did mention however that he has to come up with the money and a coalition who is willing to play for him.

Lukvanov was named the GM and coach of the new team and his friend financed his first season in hopes of a successful first season. Lukvanov set out to convince the many coalitions of Blood Bowl to join his franchise. It goes without saying that almost everyone sent him away, some with some extra bruises.

One day, in his final desperation he prayed to some unknown gods and, well, the Chaos Gods answered. Not the answered he hoped for, but beggars can not be choosers, right? The Gods offered their Nurgle and Chaos minions to him. Seeing that this was his only choice and he wouldn’t dare to offend any Gods Lukvanov accepted.

So with money in his pocket, players who are willing to play for him and the never ending support of Neverwinter (pun intended), Lukvanov established the Neverwinter Nittany Lions (Why Nittany Lions? Nobody will afraid of something that’s called a Nittany Lion. That’s their first mistake) to sparkle some extra chaos into the already hectic MML Blitz! from Season 10 onward.

 

Wimbledon Rotwombles

Coalition: Chaos Gods Selection

Season Of Creation: Season 10

GM: Alma 

Coach(s): Alma

Stadium Name: Wimbledon Commen 

Mascot: Wombletaurs head over the Wombles W

Background: 

The wombles of Wimbledon common where a quiet sort, hard to see and even harder to find – happy in their own little world in the shadows of the “big noisy folk” . All that changes one winters eve when while rummaging for those things the “big folk” left behind when enjoying picnics in the park, one little womble cone across a curious glowing “thingymajig” (as the wombles called such things), curiosity peaked (as wombles are ever so curious), he brought it home to show his Uncle Bulgaria, The next Morning as all the wombles gathered around this Glowymajig (as they had now deemed it’s scientific name to be) a strange thing happened, uncle Bulgaria with his little hamner started to tap upon the glowing rock, rasp rasp rasp until with a crack the stone split open – bathing the wombles meeting place in a green light, washing over the little furry chaos – coughing and spluttering in the green fog, the shadows flickering against the wall suddenly started to shift, warping and writhing into horrific contortions of what they once where…. Slowly out of the fog our he’d a hideous collection of furred monstrosities that where once the lovely little peaceful wombles, uncle Bulgaria, now forever changed slurred the words ….. “I…..Am…..LEEEEECHHHH…..”

 

Hanover Hangovers

Coalition: Human League

Season Of Creation: Season 9-11

GM: Darkhairmann

Coach(s): Darkhairmann

Stadium Name: Hanover Square

Mascot: It’s my three drunken friends, they are like the three stooges, except mainly drunk!

Background: 
The journey for aspiring GM Darkhairman2 and his newly formed blitz team “The Hanover Hangovers” is a tale of intrigue, mystery and sheer wild imagination, except that it happens to be exactly why he is here in the MML now and ready to take back the things he lost, mainly his ticket back to the real world. Like most stories of old, this one begins on a dark, rainy night at the local watering hole, Darkhairman2 and three of his close friends spent the evening drinking, laughing and goofing around, never expecting the journey just ahead… The lightning cracked and a flash light up the room, as the large hulk of Darkhairman2 filled the doorway to the bar and pushed through to the meet the pouring rain. His three friends (Jim, Joe, and Bill) followed him as quickly as they could out the door and into the madness. “I’m not sure we should walk in this rain!” called Jim, wishing as always that his friend wasn’t so bullheaded and risky. “The air feels likes it’s charged with enough juice to electrocute us without lightning!” he shouted above the roar of another peal of thunder.   “We only have 3 blocks to walk and the rain is good for helping us sober up and prepare for the next round in the Man Den.” growled Darkhairman2, conscious as ever that his friend Jim was a safety nut and completely out of control with his fears of life. Dark was busy thinking about the next round of mead in the luxurious basement haven he had created for himself and his friends, complete with a fully built 3D tabletop Blood Bowl pitch. He and his friends had been playing casually for years and though they were good, Dark somehow found a way to be ahead of them enough of the time to be considered the Den Champion. With thoughts of mead in mind he quickly set the pace to home, dodging into and out of awnings and tree coverings to avoid as much water as possible, but nevertheless getting drenched in the process. His friends tried to follow suit but each of them had something they kept them from moving with the speed and quickness of Darkhairman2. Jim spent his time worry about every detail and watching to make sure he didn’t stand to close to tall objects in the event that lightning struck him and he died, Joe had suffered a severe injury to his leg in a bar fight and walked with a limp and Bill was too overweight, and probably too drunk to match the pace set, so they ambled, stumbled and gimped their way along behind as best they could. “Hey Dark, wait up!” gasped Bill and as Dark turned to wait for his friends, a large bolt of lightning struck the ground in between them and they vanished into the smoke left behind…

Badlands Bears

Coalition: Human League

Season Of Creation: Season 7-12

GM: Girth

Coach(s): Dragoon Season 8- Present (Royke Season 7)

Stadium Name: Boulder Field

Mascot: ‘Ol Grizzly, ex pro player who can’t be kept away so team keep him involved!

Background: 

The bears came from a country where there was nothing but blood, tears and war. They all had enough of it so most of the people from a small town named jukumari moved, looking for a better place to live. They stumbled on the badlands. They soon became popular to the local races of which there was many for there grand tales. The word got around and soon all humans from every part of the globe was travelling to see the so called bears. It was there they built a stadium after the them and named it Boulder Field as it was mainly heald together by 2 boulders. So the president of the bears had a plan to make them more known, to start the blitz team.

 

Badlands Rejects

Coalition: Violence Together

Season Of Creation: Season 1-11

GM: The DoomFrog

Coach(s): The DoomFrog

Stadium Name: Troll-a-lol Stadium

Mascot: Tickels the Troll

Background: 

Coach Doomfrog unable to find any reasonable financial backers took his crazy idea to the only place he could afford to build a ‘stadium. The back waters of the Badlands. The hastily constructed Troll-a-lol Stadium has be outfitted with the finest VIP sweets trying to draw in the wealthy fans more interested in bodies then how the frachise it’s self dose.

Hoffenheim Honeybadgers

Coalition: Chaotic Player Pact

Season Of Creation: Season 9-11

GM: Thunden

Coach(s): Thunden

Stadium Name: Felldew Hall

Mascot: A beaten and enslaved news reporter.

Background: 

Hoffenheim had long been the jewel in the crown of the Ostroman Empire. Temples and centres of learning abounded in the capital city and people flocked to see the lavish architecture and partake of the avant garde cuisine. The city grew fat and lazy on its laurels, the inhabitants didn’t want for anything and their every need was fulfilled… all that is… except one. No one in the city cared to play the national sport, Blood Bowl. Too afraid and too much to lose. The population so unused to not getting what they desired from their privileged positions began to become most vocal at the lack of a team. The mayor of Hoffenheim could see no way forward, no willing volunteers to mount a challenge or to even hope to compete in the powerful MML Leagues. After a meeting with Prince Ludwig where he was left in no uncertain terms that if this issue was not resolved in the near future he would be held accountable, Gareth of Wilmott was deeply troubled. In his private room in the Golden Chalice he soothed his anxiety with a deep red from the Scarlet Vale. How was he to hold onto his comfortable position here? One couldn’t just force the populace to play… That was when it came to him… perhaps there was another option? He’d head of a mysterious competition away from the standard Blood Bowl leagues… what was it called now… ah yes Blitz! He sent out messengers immediately to bring him more information, could this Blitz! League be the answer to his problems? As the messengers returned they brought with them tidings of the immensely powerful Blitz! Teams and the league in which they played. He had a passing affinity with Blood Bowl but this seemed to be a conglomeration of the worlds finest players and mercenaries of the highest order. How had this been kept from the good people of Hoffenheim?  Here was the perfect opportunity… he could simply draft a team in to participate! None of the fat and lazy locals needed to represent their city! No! They could pay someone to do that, what a wonderfully capitalistic opportunity to save his neck! Other messengers soon arrived and brought word of the potential coaches who they could look to hire. There was the Son of Francia, Stuntmandidi, but no one had heard from him in a time. Joker the Fourth was similarly believed lost in the Pleasure Castle. Out of the names remaining only two really stuck out for him. One was Coach Shakytumbleweed a renowned dwarven coach of some skill and the other a human by the name of Thunden who seemed to have been around forever with little success. Unfortunately Coach Tumbleweed had already responded to his initial overtures with a terse, “Thanks but no thanks.”… it looked like he would be going with the second option. Sure enough Coach Thunden seemed easy to convince and he could almost hear the greed in his voice when told of the salary he would be obtaining. Commitments made, he awaited the arrival of Thunden in order to plan their strategy for starting in this league and how they could make the team to the taste of the local population. Now… perhaps there was something that could be done with the spirit animal of the city, the noble honey badger…

Coronilla Goats

Coalition: Chaos Gods Selection

Season Of Creation: Season 10

GM:  Siongon

Coach(s): Siongon

Stadium Name: Aroma

Mascot: A Goat

Background: 

Coronilla Goats, I named it after him thinking about the women who fought during the War of Independence in Bolivia, and me the human coach that try to control The two races more lethal in blood bowl. The races are Chaos And Nurgle. Can the Young boy control theses races? You are going to discover in BLITZ.

Tschernobyl Cockroaches

Coalition: Far East Association

Season Of Creation: Season 9

GM: Bubimann

Coach(s): Bubimann

Stadium Name: Ruins Of Prypjat

Mascot: 11 goblins dressed in cockroach suits doing the poopy dance trying to distract the other the team best they can!

Background: 

Few people know that Blood Bowl was invented by cockroaches over 1,000 years ago. It started with an apparently mentally disturbed cockroach suddenly starting to transport its lumps of feces into the nest of the neighboring cockroach tribe. In retaliation for this, the cockroaches of the neighboring tribe mimicked this outrageous behavior and in turn transported an even larger lump of feces to the hostile nest. And so it went back and forth for many, many years in ever larger and crazier dimensions. Until finally a kind of competition between cockroach nests developed. One day a small rat human observed this behavior and came up with the idea of ​​imitating this cockroach popular sport in order to carry chunks of irradiated warpstone into the surrounding villages of the hated human people. Delighted by the resulting malformations in the affected human settlements, other rat people soon began to practice this sport. The affected villagers finally found out and smoked almost all rat people in the area. Only the family of the rat human clan boss was spared when he threatened to put a deadly curse on the mayor of the human settlement. Superstitious like this, he agreed with the Rat people’s clan chief to organize a kind of competition between his village and the rat human nest every year. The aim was to carry the radiant chunks of warpstone to the market place / storage cave of the others within a certain time window and, if successful, treat people / rat people like gods for a full year. This annual popular sport between the human settlement and the rat nest was soon so popular that other human settlements and rat nests adopted this custom and ultimately carried it out to all regions of the old world. After that, it only took a few hundred years until the rules of today’s Blood Bowl developed.  Sadly no one spoke of the cockroaches anymore. Until a year ago the big cockroach “The mangy parasite” began to set up its own team under the direction of the young aspiring manager Bubimann28. However, Bubimann28 knew that a cockroach-based BloodBowl team would have difficulty fighting other BloodBowl teams. He therefore began to recruit the most capable players from the most diverse wild races in the eastern country for his new team “Chernobyl Cockroaches”. However, he had to promise “The mangy parasite” that all help activities for the team will always be taken over by cockroaches and that only cockroaches will be mentioned at future awards ceremonies or pressreports. If he violated this agreement, he would be fed with the litter of the surrounding cockroach nests for a full year. However, if he adheres to the agreement, he will be promised a reward that will surpass even his wildest dreams….

Ragefire Raptors

Coalition: Elfic Grand Coalition

Season Of Creation: Season 9

GM: Skarrz

Coach(s): Skarrz

Stadium Name: Ragefire Peak Arena

Mascot: Reigor the Raptor

Background: 

Head coach, general manager, chief financial officer and scouting chief: Skarraz Spitespyre. (He doesn’t trust anyone else to do it right, and would do the catering himself if he had time) Background: After being disqualified from the Ragefire Mountain Blood Bowl League due to breaking the financial fair play rules (the head coach was quoted as saying “a million gold? For a whole team? We spent that on hair gel last season!”) The elven union team The Ragefire Raptors searched high and low for a new place to ply their trade. After refusing entry to three leagues for financial reasons, an offer to join the MML Blitz expansion season beckoned, and upon learning they would be permitted a much, much larger budget for their team, they signed instantly. Known for being filthy rich, arrogant beyond belief, and willing to accept any elf, of any nation, talented enough to make the team, the Raptors are ready to show the world Moneyball is the true path to Franchise success.

 

 

Ikebukuro Ransacker

Coalition: Alliance Of Good

Season Of Creation: Season 10

GM:  Noakesy

Coach(s): Noakesy

Stadium Name: The Plunder Palace

Mascot: 

Background: 

 

 

Yorkshire Phoenix

Coalition: Chaos Player Pact

Season Of Creation: Season 6-7

GM:  Bernie Buffon

Coach(s): Bernie Buffon Season 6, Berzo Season 7

Stadium Name: Flaming Inferno

Mascot: A Flaming Phoenix Called Lazarus

Background: 

Yorkshire Phoenix have spent a lot of money on a state of the art Underworld Goblins Academy, A State of the art stadium called the Flaming Inferno what actually gets set alight in the away end during the match to keep the fans on there toes, and who doesn’t like seeing the opposition fans on fire. It just gives our fans an extra layer of entertainment free of charge. There is Rumours a plenty of who will be the first draft pick for this up and coming Franchise. All Bernie would say on the matter is the players coming in are going to be HUGE I tell you HUGE. Not sure if that means huge Rat Ogres or a superstar Underworld Goblin who knows.

 

 

Hazard Heresy

Coalition: Alliance Of Good

Season Of Creation: Season: 4 

GM:  Vinny Winniloti, Esq. (Season 4 – Season 5)

Coach(s): BrunfireARGNR (Season 4), DiscoDavo (Season 5)

Stadium Name: The Abbey

Mascot: During halftime of each game, an auxiliary mascot named Gus the Fried Burrito  is chased around the pitch by children from the stands, typically between 6 to 10 years of age. The children tackle the giant burrito just before he reaches the end-zone (they start at the opposing end-zone), then pose triumphantly over the down mascot. Gus has won the race once, in 1995. In that race, Gus mis-timed his steps and he inadvertently crossed the end-zone before his 10-year-old opponent. Nearly 20 years later the Heresy hosted a rematch and, on June 4th, 2010, the kid finally avenged his loss.

The team has two unique giveaway nights – Pants Optional and Used Car Giveaway. In the first, often held on or near the last game of the season, the pants worn by the players during the game are raffled off to fans in the stands (raffle tickets are offered at no charge, and each fan is limited to one entry). The same raffle format is used for the Used Car Giveaway, where more than 10 used cars are given away throughout the night. In 2011, the prizes included a 2005 F’Orc F-3Fiddy.

Daily tours of the stadium are also offered. The two-hour tour takes visitors from the bowels of the stadium up to the press box and ends with an autograph session featuring team mascot Ballapeno.

Background:

Hazard was home of one of the charter members of the Revival league back in 1840. Since that inaugural season the town has hosted a number of pilgrims, most of them using the Abbey as refuge. Blood Bowl was absent for only a few of the early years (1893-1894, 1900-1912) and again when the Turf Wars in the Disputed Lands occupied most would-be players between 1943 and 1945. Initially the team went by the names “Missionaries”, “Gentlemen”, and “Monks”. During these years, nearly 250 players reached other leagues around the world.

 

 

 

 

Florida Fumblers

Coalition: Afterlife

Season Of Creation: Season 2

GM:  USBPT (Season 2)

Coach(s): USBPT (Season 2)

Stadium Name: Augustine Arena

Mascot: N/A

Background:

They came for the haunted pub tours, they stayed for BloodBowl. When these undead hooligans arrived at Florida’s First Coast they quickly felt right at home in the nations oldest city. When they take a break from consuming the area’s finest spirits and ales, which isn’t very often, they do manage to get in a good game of BloodBowl. The Florida Fumblers got their namesake when during their first match they quickly forget that the ball is meant to score with and not for pelting the opposing team into submission. Fans thought they were just fumbling the ball at first but quickly realized this was not the case when the opposing team ran out of players and the Fumblers turned against the fans. Needing to quench their thirst for blood they decided to formally organize themselves and establish a franchise in the MML Blitz league.

 

Templehof Howlers

Coalition: Afterlife

Season Of Creation: Season 1- Season 2

GM:  LConner

Coach(s): LConner

Stadium Name: Nextlife Stadium

Mascot: The Howlers mascot is Ray Harry-Howler, a zombie dressed in a werewolf outfit that has identity issues and now believes he is a werewolf. However this is obviously not the case as he doesn’t actually have the ability to howl dude to the teams original mascot, an actual werewolf, tearing out his vocal chords in an incident when the crowd howled for a severe injury during a friendly game when he lost control and murdered several fans and players as well the referee.

Background: 

The History of the Tempelhof Howlers is a rather simple one. One of the Vampire owners saw a remarkably hapless undead team shambling around a blood bowl field. This team, the Undead Shakespeare Company, were originally a troupe of actors who, after several terrible reviews, were persuaded into becoming a blood bowl team to pay off mounting debts. After a rather appalling start to a short lived stint in the Farm during which the two wights, Macdaeth, and Lady Macdeath were killed and a mummy crippled the team was disbanded and Coach Connor found himself out of work.

The small group of necromancers and vampire lords saw in Connor a trait that every owner of a prospective blood bowl franchise desires to see in a potential employee, the willingness to work for peanuts. They approached him with the offer of coaching and managing their newly created Tempelhof Howlers. Connor could see potential in a team with the strength of mummies and the all-round ability of werewolves and so jumped at the chance.

 

Stumptown Slavers

Coalition: Chaos Player Pact

Season Of Creation: Season 1- Season 5

GM:  Umphreysmagoo

Coach(s): Umphreysmagoo

Stadium Name: Bondage Bay

Mascot: Contrary to popular belief the mascot is not the corsair but instead a particularly dim witted and demented Rat Ogre named Dizzle. In attendance at home games, Dizzle is yanked by it’s chains and tricked into torturous games throughout the crowd. Children may purchase tiny shivs at the team store and poke them at Dizzle it is dragged through each section.

Background: 

Eventually the founding crews became very wealthy and began to stay permanently in the settlement, rotating out only for dark exploits of profit around the globe. The Masters of Stumptown began to accumulate wealth unheard of for a small pirate colony such as itself and began to devise ways to hide and channel their fortunes in new ventures. The idea of founding a Bloodbowl team was raised in coven and unanimously voted YES. The pirates themselves wanted in on the glory of scoring and blitzing but their lack of numbers forced them to look for meat shields and subordinates to take the pitch in aid.  Through the many mercantile relationships the Slavers of Stumptown formed, one was with a crusade of Chaos in Kislev struggling to survive. In exchange for gold and protection from the god Slaneesh, the Slavers traded High elf scholars, human craftsmen, and saurus laborers to the Demonic band and its cause. Many of those Warriors and their Beastmen servants stayed in Stumptown to handle affairs. Some wind up playing Bloodbowl to earn gold and buy slaves to take back to their gods in sacrifice. Oftentimes the cargo and ships plundered come with unlucky stowaways, Skaven rats. Worthless as slaves due to their spiteful nature and fragile builds, another use was found. All Skaven captured are forced to train in BloodBowl. Most die on the pitch but the fortunately cunning and agile are offered captive luxury, a wheel in their cage, a wedge of cheese, and to the best. . . .even gold.

Transylvania Terrors

Coalition: Afterlife

Season Of Creation: Season 1-2

GM:  SnakeyesTHFC

Coach(s): SnakeyesTHFC

Stadium Name: Pitch Black

Mascot: Batty the Vampire.

Background: 

The sport of Bloodbowl is not new to Transylvania and has been played in the region for hundreds of years and was first introduced to the area by the Vampire Counts who now control all what goes on in Transylvania. The game was mostly played between the Vampires and with or against the human residents of the land but due to the physical nature of the sport and the low human population of the area there soon became a blood shortage which affected the Vamps and their blood sucking ways! It was because of this the newly found owners of the team The Bank of Blood was involved. The Bank of Blood was always a specialist bank only doing business with either Blood Diamonds or Blood Money but since has become a blood bank also providing the team with the much needed resources. Since the team had a powerful backer it soon wanted results and due to the erratic nature and play style of the Vampire Counts they introduced the game to all manner of things undead to help add stability to their game. Local ghouls and ghosts were called upon and also the graves of the deceased and famous bloodbowl stars of old were dug up and brought back to life to join the team and give them an edge on the competition.

 

 

 

 

 

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