Draft Prospects
Chris James
#9 CHRIS JAMES
AS A SENIOR [2017]:
– Named one of the top Blitzers for 2017 by Just Score Magazine.
– Ranks 12th in school history with 34 career injuries inflicted. His 21 career deaths rank 2nd on the all-time list
AS A JUNIOR [2016]:
– Ended season ranked fourth in the Bloodwieser Defensive Power Rankings for Blitzers.
– Named teams Defensive MVP.
– Elected team captain for the season.
– Named to pre-season watchlist for some award thingy.
AS SOPHOMORE [2015]:
– Took season off for rest and relaxation.
– Named to All-League All-Star team.
– Collected $200 for having a bank error in his favor.
AS A FRESHMAN [2014]:
– Played in every game of the season.
– Set record for interceptions.
Honors: Played in All-Brett Bowl.
Rankings: No. 1 by Just Score Magazine. No. 4 by unbiased ranking poll.
Personal: Can’t usually be bothered to sign autographs, as he is too busy waiting for something that isn’t going to happen.
Yolo Swaggins
#10 YOLO SWAGGINS
AS A SENIOR [2017]:
– Ranked 2nd in pack history with 72 career touchdowns.
– Tied for 3rd in pack history with 32 receiving touchdowns.
– Has played more career games than any other player on offense and is tied for the team lead.
AS A JUNIOR [2016]:
– The packs leading receiver with 55 catches, tied for 3rd leading rusher.
– Named offensive MVP in Sewer Clash 2016, scoring 5 touchdowns.
– Caught a pass in 13 consecutive games – 2nd longest in pack history.
– Threw, caught and ran for a touchdown in two separate games.
AS SOPHOMORE [2015]:
– Dynamic young rat who posted one of the best yards-per-rush averages of the season.
– Led team in touchdowns, even though he only touched the ball twice.
AS A FRESHMAN [2014]:
– Set school record for most touchdowns, only played half the season due to legal issues.
– Also president of the school chess club.
Honors: Named Offensive Player-of-the-Year by Just Score Magazine 2017.
Rankings: No. 2 by Just Score Magazine. No. 1 by unbiased ranking poll.
Personal: Rumored to be named after an event that supposedly didn’t happen.
Major: Inter-species Relations
Little Mo Flanders
#10 LITTLE MO FLANDERS
AS A SENIOR [2017]:
– Set school record for deadlift.
– Tied for 3rd in pack history all-time fastest 40 meter dash.
– Has played more career games than any other linerat in history and never suffered an injury.
AS A JUNIOR [2016]:
– Won Outstanding Rat of the year award.
– Eligible for supplemental draft early, decided to play another year in school.
AS SOPHOMORE [2015]:
– Only linerat in school history to score, catch and rush for a touchdown in their career.
– Killed an Ogre.
AS A FRESHMAN [2014]:
– Voted most likely to die by his peers.
– Chairman of the school debate team.
Honors: Never injured.
Rankings: No. 250 by Just Score Magazine. No. 217 by unbiased ranking poll.
Personal: Has never wanted anything in life other than to play Blood Bowl.
Major: Finance
