Bob Bifford Hangs Up Mic, Returns To the Pitch…With Friends
BlitzDesk Reporting – In a surprise statement Wednesday, former player and media personality Bob Bifford announced that he will be returning to the pitch! Bob informed the Blitz head office of his intention of playing in Blitz and would like to declare his draft eligibility for the upcoming draft.
“Bob will bring an air of celebrity to the draft”, said League Commissioner Preach. “He will not only ensure some great action on the pitch, but also bring some extra dollars to the team that drafts him – everyone loves Bob!”
Commissioner Peach went on to state that, “We are also in negotiations with Jim, but his agent is on vacation. However, we have a whole number of celebrity players that are entering the upcoming draft this season. It should be a draft like we’ve never seen.”
In addition to Bob, the list of celebrity players that are declaring their draft eligibility was astounding. BlitzDesk got an exclusive list from an insider:
- Barik Farblast
- Bomber Dribblesnot
- Boomer Eziasson
- Dolfar Longstride
- Eldril Sidewinder
- Fezglitch
- Flint Churnblade
- Fungus the Loon
- Glart Smashrip Jr
- Grashnak Blackhoof
- Griff Oberwald
- Bob Bifford
- Grim Ironjaw
- Hack Enslash
- Hakflem Skuttlespike
- Headsplitter
- Helmut Wulf
- Hemlock
- Horkon Heartripper
- Hthark the Unstoppable
- Hubris Rakarth
- Icepelt Hammerblow
- Rashnak Backstabber
- Ramtut III
- Skitter Stab-Stab
- Slibli
- Soaren Hightower
- Zzharg Madeye
- Wilhem Chaney
